Today's Comic

We're Pretty Transparent

Today's News

Ribbed, lubed, and ready to go!

A comic gem written by Ronan, although I haven't gotten a hold of him, so he doesn't have any post up. I think it's cute how he actually thinks he might someday engage in "intercourse". Keep up the high hopes buddy!

In other news, I have no other news. My life is a completely pointless, barren, shit-hole. That's right: I do nothing else all day other than think of things for this site! Why doesn't it get updated more? BECAUSE I'M INCOMPETENT, THAT'S WHY!

Please note that the preceding paragraph was just one big lie. Yep, I wasted your time. I have the power to do that. As I sit here typing, I am content with the knowledge that many of you will site through whatever drivel I decide to type out. Yeah, all one of you.

Cheers,

Alex


They're also good for balloon animals...

Mom, dad, for your own good stop reading. What can I say? There's not much to say about the comic, there's also not much I'd like to elaborate on either. There's one product that everyone hates buying, even if the product will not be used for the assumed purpose. Latex just makes the best water ballons.

As you know, I've got a job, and one of the things about having a job is that you get to complain about it. But don't worry, I wont. What I'd like to talk to you about is music. Mainly rap/hip hop. Rap/hip hop has a bad rep. And for good reason. All the rap that most people are exposed to is the shit that's on the radio. But rap is like any other type of music, in that you just need to sift through the overwhelming amounts of shit that's out there. I used to really dislike rap, and still do for the most part. There are some good groups though, who have very well though-out lyrics and enchanting melodies. Groups like Non-Phixion and Heiroglyphics, these guys aren't about the bitchs and the bling-bling. In fact they're quite oposite. I know what you're thinking, but give them a chance. If the only punk rock you knew was shit like Billy Talent and other so-called "punk" that you hear on the radio, then you'd probably hate punk too (unless you like that sort of thing...). I actually am not a big fan of most generes of music, just certain songs from each category. So go ahead, try some rap, if you go and download Non-Phixion's "CIA is trying to kill me" (the remix is even better, but it's more metal), "Black Helicopters" (I can't remember the name of their best song) or Mob Deep's "Shook One" and are not totally convinced then I'll never bring this up again.

I hope this has been enlightening. Enjoy.

-Ronan

An angry man defeats him self first in battle, then in life.


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