Today's Comic

Every man's nightmare

Today's News

It could happen to you...

I'll start with the comic and move on from there. Today's comic was inspired by Friday's events and adapted so that Alex was the man in question. It is, in my opinion, the perfect collaboration. If you're a guy and this hasn't happened to you yet, it will, and if you're a woman, now you know what you're putting us through. Ok, so maybe there are worse places to be, but unless you're with a female, you look just a little weird. More to follow.

I don't know what's going on around here, but I assure you that the amount of two or more part comics is purely coincidental. Usually what happens is, we get an idea, and it's funny. Unfortunately, it's not funny if done in a 12 or more panel comic. As such, you get these multiple comic story lines. It's also there to piss off those of you who only check the comic once or twice a week.

Well, Christmas is now over, which means its time t pour over the spoils! Can anyone say "20-inch flat screen TV"? Thanks mom. And of course the new "Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, special edition" DVD. It even came with that little Golem statue, perfect as the ritualistic idol I've been looking for. Oh ya, and shit loads of cash. I love Christmas because it's the only time where you get gifts on someone else's birthday! Well, unless you're a twin like myself, but that's kinda a grey period. Either way, life is good.

Unfortunately, my diet has suffered slightly. Every morning begins with a hardy bowl of Froot Loops, followed by a brunch of Pot of Gold. Lunch generally consists of generic foil wrapped chocolate and gummy Santa's. And as an afternoon snack, Lindor truffles. I'm pale as a flu victim, and oh so very tired all the time.

I also got a ton of DVD's, but I haven't seen them all yet, so I'll get back to you on those, until then...Enjoy!

-Ronan

About all that...

As Ronan mentioned, this comic is loosely based on events that happened to him. Namely, he was dragged along bra shopping. I'm sure he'll tell you more about this. The reason it's ME whose doing the *shopping* in the comic is because, unlike Ronan, I have a girlfriend. Now, for the record, I've never gone shopping with her (or for her) for any item of intimate apparel. This is on my list of things that I know I might do eventually, but don't plan on doing it for a while. Also on this list is dying. I give this disclaimer not only for the purposes of truth, but also... well, her brother might read this. So Pat, it's not like that, okay?

Alright... I suppose I should say something about Christmas having come and past...




Christmas has come and past.

And that's enough of that subject.

Okay folks, look to us on Wednesday for the second and final part in our little adventure.

Cheers,

Alex

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