Not just for gamers anymore...
A while ago I had the chance to hold, play and then throw-up on to an N-Gage. I soon wondered who, if anyone, would buy this thing? I mean you'd have to either hate yourself or love pain, and thus a comic was born. If you now/used/own an N-Gage you'll know what I mean, if you've never heard of the N-Gage, you're very lucky and I'm sorry I ever brought it up, just continue on and pretend it doesn't exist.
I'd heard a lot about the N-Gage (mostly negative), and I assumed that it couldn't be as bad as people said, and so I decided I wanted to try it out for myself. Now, I've done a lot of stupid things, like getting 2nd degree burns on my forehead and annually breaking my arm in Vancouver (In the Vancouver hospitals I'm on a first name basis with most of the staff) but touching the N-Gage has to have been the worst! Now, to be fair I only got to use it as a game console and not as a phone or mp3 player, but if the game-play was any indication it's gonna suck! So really what you get is a shitty game system with a cell phone and mp3 player (that probably don't work) for 300$. 300$!!! For that price it had better fuck and blow me! Although if it did I'm sure it would be bad at it.
Well that's all for me, huge math test tomorrow so I'll be shutting myself in my room for the rest of the day. Enjoy!
-Ronan
