My lips are sealed...
A brilliant continuation from our Monday comic, brought to you by Alex. If you ask me I think he's just mad that I got to cut off his arm. I feel I've done my duty.
Right, I saw an advertisement for a game called "Backyard Wrestling", or some shit like that. Normally I'd just say "Stupid fucking game" and move on, but this time it wasn't the game that pissed me off. Normally, if you ever see a game commercial on tv they say stuff like "IGN.com says "best game all year"" or "Gamer's Republic gives it 8 out of 10" and so on... But not "Backyard Wrestling" oh no, real gamers wouldn't touch this one with a 10 ft pole while wearing a hasmat suit. No, all they could get was "Play boy says "more interactive than our website"" and "FHM magazine gives it 4 out of 5 stars". That's great, a porn magazine and a male fantasy magazine are giving out reviews. If a gaming site or magazine wont give your game a good review, it's nice to know that people who don't know shit about games will.
I keep on wanting to share a funny story with you folks but I always run out of time before I do. Well, hopefully I'll have time to tell you on Thursday. Until then, enjoy!
-Ronan
