Ya, he's got problems...
Ok, I saw more commercials for "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and thought "how can I make fun of this?" Well, after a time we came up with what you see! Also, if you've seen the commercials you'll know it's based on "actual events", I always wondered what events those were, then I found out. I don't like people so I'm going tell you. There was a serial killer, I don't know his name and I'd like it to stay that way, and he did lots of bad things. He killed 15 women (two confirmed) and robbed graves all in an attempt to make a "women suit" and masks from human flesh. Sound familiar? Yes, he was the basis for "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "Silence of the Lambs", and "Psycho". Have a good night's sleep :) And how do I know this? I know even stranger people than myself.
In game news, Xbox has said it's going to release GTA3 and "Vice City" all on one convenient CD! I can't wait! It's about fucking time too, PS2 been hogging all the great titles like the FF series and, until now, GTA.
Also, I found something that will forever haunt my dreams. I don't know if anyone remembers S&S Interactive's attempt at making volleyball cool, yes "Outlaw Beach Volleyball". Well Capcom is trying the same thing but with... Bass fishing! How fucking stupid! It's even got it's own large breasted, scantily clad women. Look, trying to make volleyball cool with mostly naked women is a stretch, trying it in a fishing game will do nothing! At least Games like DOA beach volleyball had entertaining game-play for a while, once everyone is tired of the chicks in Capcom's "Pro Cast Sports Fishing Game" they'll realise they're playing a fishing game and hopefully commit suicide!
Well, I'm done venting for now. I had something else to share with you but I'll save it for next time. Enjoy!
-Ronan
