The Lion, the Witch and the Entertainment System

I think Ronan died

At least that's the only explanation I have for it. He told me he'd send me a post... and now I have nothing. He could have at least sent me the post before he went and go himself killed. It was very ungracious of him.

If you don't get the comic then you haven't read the Chronicles of Narnia, either that or you're David Jones. If you haven't read the Chronicles of Narnia, then I order you to and then come back to the comic. It's a short read... Only seven books (it IS a short read though, I swear). If you happen to be Dave, then no amount of books can help you now. And yes, that fawn is smoking.

Cheers,

Alex

Has this ever happened to you...

Ok, so most of the comics are based on actual events, not this one however. Although if it did happen I wouldn't be surprised, I have way to many cables in behind the TV, as most of us do. What they need to invent is some sort of super cable, something to unify all cables under the banner of singular cable, and then, THE WORLD! Too much?

Ok, so I'm watching "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and every time I do, the subtitle debate returns. I'm goning to tell you right now I hate subtitles. I hate reading and trying to watch something at the same time. It's really distracting! Everyone says "Dubbing takes away from the movie" No it doesn't! In fact, I think poorly dubed Bruce Lee movies are now their own special brand of movie. Unless of course you know Chinese (Manderin or Cantanese) you're not gonna understand what's being said. But what the hell do I know...

Well, that's all the time I have for today.

-Ronan

Ronan...

Don't you think you aught to explain why you aren't actually dead?

Also, I hope you people realize that I had to edit the hell out of Ronan's post in order to render it into some remotely coherent string of words.

In other news, I've realized that there is absolutely no appeal to creamed corn. It doesn't taste good, look good or even smell remotely good. More breaking news to come as it happens.

Cheers,

Alex

Why I'm not dead...

You see Alex, dead people don't breath, nor dothey have a pulse or heart beat, etc. I have most of these, hence I'm not dead I am however a little woozy so I'm going back to bed. I mean what the hell, I've only got one class tomorrow.

You hate creamed corn too? I thought I was the only one!

-Ronan